Goatzilla's diary

Goatzilla has had a big week, and she would like to lodge a formal complaint. Her concern is this. Hidden Camp already had one goat who thinks he's a dog: Party Marty, who would ride in your ute and fetch a stick if he could work out what a stick was for. Then we rehomed Zebby and Coco, and the two brothers spent their very first morning playing with Party Marty like long-lost mates. By Goatzilla's maths, we now have three goats who think they're dogs and exactly one goat who

The GPS tracker used to belong to Cookie. Then Goatzilla found out she had a sponsor.